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hey there, sportsfans. i know nobody cares except at most the five of you who follow, but officially Things from The Russian is on longterm hiatus. the makers of this blog are shutting down the machines that generate and then process its precious materials. there is a chance there will be a restart at some point in the future, but for now, lets just let the memories leave a good, filthy internet taste in our mouth. we love you, internet baby, and theres nothing that can ever change that. ever, ever.